The question is, in all seriousness, was this past week in Florida the greatest in Swizcore’s life?
The question is, in all seriousness, was this past week in Florida the greatest in Swizcore’s life?
Was this past week the greatest in Swizcore’s life?
Matthes- A lot of people have told me over the years that I’m a giver. My brother for example, always tells me that I’m way nicer than I need to be and I always try to make people around me happy first before myself. I don’t really agree with him but maybe, just maybe I’m starting to come around to his theory. You see, this week I flew Swizcore out to Florida with me to hang out with some of the world’s best supercross racers as well as check out the Daytona supercross.
Swiz has been doing a great job managing the Pulpmx empire and helping me out so this was a bit of a reward plus I thought you readers would enjoy some video and photos from the week of hanging out. Swiz was a master of that stuff and could do the heavy lifting while I thought of some ideas and finished my regular work. Just think about from a moto fan’s perspective. There was a free flight, free all access passes to Daytona SX, free room (at none other than Tim Ferry’s house) and the chance to hang out with guys like Reed, Villopoto, Byrne, Ferry, Thomas and of course me.
There is no doubt that this is the greatest week of Swizzle’s (Ferry’s name for him) life and I’m responsible for it. Think of me like a version of Ed McMahon with the sweepstakes check. Only better.
Swizzle- Meh, I had to wake up at 7am for my straight flight to Tampa, the pretzels were dry and a hiccup of turbulence made the free cup of water dribble two drops onto the tray table which got my elbow wet. I had to wait for my baggage at the second corner of the carousel since the first corner was packed with people.
My bedroom at Timmy’s faces west and I prefer an easterly facing window, the bed had 9 pillows and I can’t sleep with an odd number of pillows.
Reed’s and RV’s moto spreads were over an hour from Timmy’s and my left knee starts to spasm if Im in a car for more than 45 minutes. Matthes couldn’t order me something from Starbucks that didn’t taste like coffee and left without me for breakfast one morning.
What a nightmare.
Matthes- Well I can certainly see how grateful Swizzle is for my trip and perhaps I open up the auditions next year for a lucky fan to hang out with me. The only thing is you have to be proficient in all types of media content and working with it. If you want to have Chad Reed shake your hand and talk to you, Tim Ferry borrowing you a belt, Jason Thomas cracking you up, all access passes to Daytona, getting to eat in Kawasaki truck, get to shoot guns at Ryan Villopoto’s house, hear untold gossip and inside information about the sport, then you should contact me because clearly, Swizcore is over it.
Maybe I worked him too hard, maybe I brought him the wrong kind of coffee drinks from Starbucks, maybe I paid for too many meals for him or perhaps, maybe he didn’t like any of my friends or (gasp!) maybe he didn’t like me?
I don’t know, I thought that he had the best week of his life and had a lot of fun but maybe I’m wrong. Clearly his week was comparable to getting ass-raped repeatedly by a broom handle.
My bad.
Swizzle- I got nothing other than ROFLMAO!!
