With Canada beating Ireland at the MXDN, Pulp contributor was forced to list the reasons why Canada is better than his home country
With Canada beating Ireland at the MXDN, Pulp contributor was forced to list the reasons why Canada is better than his home country
Why Canada is brilliant…
by Jonathan Mccready
(*Disclaimer: This bet was made under the impression that Graeme Irwin would be riding for team Ireland, if he had Canada would for sure not have beaten us…cough…cough…there’s always next year…)
Twelve great things about Canada that make it better than Ireland (sigh)
1. It’s a bigger country and closer to California to watch some supercross!
2. You speak two languages in one country and say aboot – hilarious!
3. Riders the same speed as Ireland’s can make much better money racing their Canadian series compared to zero in the Irish Championship – not fair.
4. Vancouver is supposed to be one of the best cities in the world.
5. You love ice Hockey – it is a pretty cool sport, keep the ice hockey flag flying Canadians!
6. You hosted the Winter Olympics and finished top of the medal charts. Neither will ever happen in Ireland.
7. Colton Facciotti and JSR have both travelled over to Ireland to race in Belfast at the Arenacross – pretty cool!
8. Your MXDN team for once had less uproar and infighting than team Ireland, what are the chances?! No pit pass problems for your riders!
9. You national flag is pretty cool – a Maple leaf eh?
10. We have the Giant’s Causeway but you get the Rockies- grrr…
11. You have good immigration security; one of my friends wasn’t allowed to emigrate due to too many driving offences, so he went to New Zealand instead – watch out Kiwis! Canada’s drivers must be safety conscious and polite! Good decision Canada!
12. You get snow a lot and that means you can race snowmobiles – jealous.
