Back by popular demand is my Insagram Emulation!
Back by popular demand is my Insagram Emulation!
By: Moser
Photos: Thee Lissmore
When I strike out trying to get in touch with the riders that came up Just Short, I match up they’re Instagram posts and make witty comments. Let’s get started:
#556 Brady Kiesel vs. #625 Charles Lefrancois
The fact that Chuck is French made tracking him down a bit more difficult, if only I had been at Santa Clara I could have interviewed him right after the race. Brady has almost 2k more followers than Chuck…apparently Instagram hasn’t caught on in France like it has here in the states. |
The upclose shot of Brady is well done and I assume it required a buddy to lay down in the dirt and get roosted to get the shot. This Glen Helen photo of Chuck though is the frogs-legs! Very well done, it reminds me of the Hollywood sign. |
Brady’s dog looks guilty or ashamed…you be the judge, at least there isn’t a peanut butter jar in the picture. Chuck’s dog is doing his best “here’s Johnny!” impression. |
I’ve seen a lot of wheelie photos on Instagram…A LOT! Can’t say I’ve ever seen two people fornicating while popping a wheelie, the true definition of six to midnight as demonstrated by Brady and his lovely lady. And I couldn’t find a picture of Chuck popping a wheelie, butt he’s riding an ass. |
Brady with the “ahh shucks” trophy celebration. Chuck with the “what just happened” podium celebration. |
Everything is bigger in Texas, as Brady demonstrates. Welcum to America, Chuck. |
I personally take a lot of selfies and after looking at other people’s selfies, I really need to stop. |
This is a crazy picture of Marvin whipping his bike into Brady…makes my butthole pucker just looking at it. A real professional photo of Chuck making a pass here…from the stands…with fans’ heads in it. |
I think Brady might have photo shopped on his butt patch, butt I’m not going to keep staring at it to be certain. Did you know that Chuck is a big Michael Jackson fan? Now you do. Proving music spans all languages. |
Silly and serious selfies. I bet they both got lucky that night though. |
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