After last nights show, our chat room moderator sent this in to help you cope.
After last nights show, our chat room moderator sent this in to help you cope.
The PulpMX Show Drinking game!
By GregM
So, you like the PulpMX Show? Live! from the Vegas Strip? Can’t wait until monday night rolls around so you can get your “PulpMX Show” on?
Well then, it’s time to add a new dimension to your weekly, omg-it’s-Monday-back-to-work-but-PulpMX-makes-Monday-alright-…nesstitude (work with me here)
The PulpMX Show drinking game!!! LIVE! from…… your house!
The rules are simple, we have all played “the drinking game”:
Grab plenty of your weapon of choice.
When you hear one of our motley crew say any of the following, take a drink.
Sit back, and prepare for the woo-hoo bliss of drinking – a lot!
Then call in 2 hours later and drunkenly tell Kenny and/or Steve how much they suck and you can’t wait until next week to tune in.
Ok, simple rules, right? Got them down? Here we go…..
*Steve mentions his 4 Manitoba Titles
*Every time you hear the word “Summercross”
*Steve says or makes reference to Tim Ferry, Red Dog, or #15
*Kenny abuses Tits (it’s ok, Tits likes it)
*Tits messes up a callers name
*Any new word Kenny makes
*Every time HasBeen calls in
*Every time Steve tells Tits or Kenny to stop texting, playing with phone or iPad, or asks either of them “what are you doing?”
*When Kenny leaves his mic away from his face so you can’t hardly here him, or grabs it, moves it too close, and yells into it causing it to distort
*Steve mentions how Hanny hates him
*Tits can be heard in the background talking to a caller
*Kenny gets pissed at the chatroom
*Anytime Kenny says he was at Rehab/Pool over the weekend
*Steve gets asked about his elliptical, weight, and/or exercise
Now, no drinking game is complete without bonus rounds. You can’t truly get shit-faced-ruined without them! Fear not, we have you covered.
(Warning- these are for professional drunks and should not be attempted by amateurs unless under the supervision of a professional)
When Nash calls in, grab your beverage of choice and pound it!
When the HasBeen call in count reaches 4, group hug followed by draining your glass/bottle.
When Kenny gets mad because someone said something less than “fluffer’ish” about someone he likes, bottoms up!
Every time Steve makes a point or states a fact, and Kenny asks someone a question Steve just answered like Steve never said a word
and finally, every time the show plays voice-mail, drain whatever you are drinking to help get thru it! (my personal favorite)
There you have it, the PulpMX Show drinking game. So sit back, tune in, tell a friend, and enjoy the sweet, sweet, brain cell destroying bliss
that you can only get on monday nights.
***Disclaimer – We can not be held responsible for any repercussions associated with playing this game, including the following: projectile vomiting, bad choices when you call in,
empty bank accounts due to the high costs associated with playing, hangovers the following morning, ruined keyboards from said projectile vomiting, over-flowing trash cans, kicked dogs
in a drunken rage, scared cats from the same, pissed off spouses, or unplanned pregnancies with said significant others after playing this game.
